Naw, any of the ones I’ve ever went to were fairly enjoyable. Then again, they weren’t run by giant megacorps, so that definitely helped.

Edit: I presume they weren’t megacorp controlled, at least. I don’t recall them being in the small farms in my area.

Too accurate

I found a little cart by a farm in the middle of nowhere with a load of pumpkins on it for $1. Best thing I’ve spent $1 on all year.

Please Bro … let’s just go for a few hours … maybe a few days … the farmer is thinking of selling … we could buy the farm and do this all the time … please bro … just this one time

My pumpkin patch has free rides back and forth, a big ass pneumatic gun you can fire, and it’s rarely overly crowded 🤷‍♂️

My kid absolutely loves it and I’m sure will have a memory or two