I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.
Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.
Fuckin nerd
Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
strong hotwife vibes.
because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?
Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.
Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
Fear
He has a commitment phobia.
Fuck knows what it is
Fool?
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else’s wife more.
Yeah I wouldn’t invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
Random apostropheing?
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset
