This ain’t even a meme. It’s straight up a tip for when you’re about to call someone you hate
It is actually how my teenage daughter avoids calls with me, and only uses IM, when she is out with her friends.
That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place
My voicemail says, “Sorry, if you’re getting this message you’re not on my contacts lists. Please text and I’ll get back to you.”
Even for people on my contacts list. This filters only real people and let’s me text instead of talk.
And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.
How do i subscribe to this
Text ‘STOP’ to unsubscribe.
Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "
“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
“I hate talking on the phone and won’t pick up, text me.” also often works.
Spoken like someone who doesn’t get calls from older people
Damn right, because I don’t pick up.
That’s right, train them.
On one man, should have all this power
Have you got more it this tips?