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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Poompkins.

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Poompkins.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Ejh3k@lemmy.world
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    Or… Clean up your dog’s shit.

    • Sylver@lemmy.world
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      Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

      • victron@programming.dev
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        Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD

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        deleted by creator

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

      • Ejh3k@lemmy.world
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        You’re right, it could be. But I don’t think I’ve seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

        • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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          I mean, it’s on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

        • SupraMario@lemmy.world
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          Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don’t need privacy fences.

    • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s good fertilizer

      • tilcica@lemm.ee
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        no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer

        • Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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          They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.

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            its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc

            • Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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              Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.

              • pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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                I don’t think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.

                • Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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                  OP is just posting a meme. It wasn’t their dog.

    • markstos@lemmy.world
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      Circle of life.

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    Now this is a proper shitpost

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    This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.

    • RQG@lemmy.world
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      You have Alpacas 😲

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        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Spitting on children is a team sport

          • itsprobablyfine@feddit.uk
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            There was a reddit thread years ago about ‘you’ve just finished life beta, what advice do you have for the devs?’

            My favourite comment was ‘llamas spit, like, a lot. I think it’s a bug’

        • shortwizard@lemm.ee
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          omg lmfao

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      Will you be doing it again this year?

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    EAT THE BABIES

    • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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      or carve them up with a shank an put a light source in their gourd

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    But how did they grow up there?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Pumpkins are vegetable whores.

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    …memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.

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    Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that’s a win win win

    • HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org
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      The likely hood of the poopkins being dangerous is incredibly low. And after you wash them it drops to almost nonexistent. Most issues with using poop as fertiliser comes from it being incorrectly at the wrong time.

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    Do it again!

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    Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.

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