god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DThis incident will be reported.
From what logs?
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first…
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepYou don’t have to mansplain
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
Zip? What year is this?
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
grep this
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
Depends on distro or kink.
Between what?
Between what?
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
You a Powershell user? It’s so bizarrely verbose, I’ve wondered “who could prefer this?” But I guess it’s you.
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose
What’s no. 1?
