slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
You soiled the joke!
You’re the dirty one.
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
No it’s okay. Being relatable is better
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
oh, the horror
Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one
Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
Is it because, ass?
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
they’re usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn’t recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
YES. That too.
To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin
Well I’ve got a candle
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!
I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol
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Franzia: exists
Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
Thank you for your service
Why is this me? Haha
Slap it!
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