The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

So do I, so do I…

Cocaine affected people do too.

Well good for them

Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

I probably would too tbh