(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)
The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today
At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.
You’re going to give me a fear of leaving food unwatched…
Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.
I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.
I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.
Cats are dicks…
Cat stamp
Coffee stain
You must now flip the cat and see of it lands on its feet or if the toast lands butter side down.
Well it’s not technically gone, you could still eat it
Imagine all the slices you did this with that you didn’t notice the cat sat in while you were on a call
You just put food directly on dirty surfaces? Do you not have plates?
