Unlimited power!

illectrility@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Unlimited power!

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Ah yes, the installation wizard

smackjack@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Every time I see that “this incident will be reported” message, I picture some poor schmuck in a cubicle getting pulled into the boss’s office and interrogated for two hours about why they tried to run a command as sudo.

skittlebrau@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

The Copper Throne.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

He paid the copper price

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo

myxi@feddit.nl · edit-2 8 months ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9vztge/wizard_of_the_internet_king_of_the_data_centers/ https://www.reddit.com/user/bluedude54/submitted/ proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5vvy64/my_version_of_kitty_roo/

email@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

The kernal

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Found the Commodore

R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King

Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

What kind of punishment?

OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 months ago

He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Stern… punishment

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

like?

stephan262@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

😨

fluxion@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

You don’t want to know

Possibly linux@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email

WalnutLum@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

The suduke

Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Count sudoku

HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 months ago

His weapon of choice? Server Blade.

Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 months ago

So Santa Claus IS real

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

His name is Pam

Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Terrible cable management, pull them out

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

al’Lan Manjaroran

PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social · 8 months ago

Will the golden crane fly again?