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UllallullooMA to Not the OnionEnglish · 10 months ago

Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs'

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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs'

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UllallullooMA to Not the OnionEnglish · 10 months ago
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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' - Inshort
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Riley was taken into custody. She has since been released from the Pinellas County Jail, online jail records show.
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol

    Her “bag of drugs” contained:

    3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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      Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.

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        • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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          I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain

          • Mechaguana@programming.dev
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            The fact thay someone else is suffering from this means i got my peace of mind. Ty for your service!

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              Let’s just go with ‘crack’ and call it a day lmao

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    • Mango@lemmy.world
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      I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!

    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      “…once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

    • Dufurson@sh.itjust.works
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      seems like a regular Monday

    • Nougat@fedia.io
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      No Chore Boy? Amateur.

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  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    Is this one of those Macedonian websites that completely fabricates stories for pageviews?

    They have this story as well: https://inshort.geartape.com/man-becomes-10-years-younger-after-93-days-at-bottom-of-the-atlantic/

    • Cadeillac@lemmy.world
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      Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing

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        We should all do this once every ten years. Live forever.

        • Cadeillac@lemmy.world
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          Almost like some sort of fountain of youth

      • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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        Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        It’s the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.

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    I had a band in the 90s named after a guy we called punker Mike. He always came to our practices with a bag of various drugs. He called it his trailmix. We named that band, Mike’s Trailmix.

    Good times. I think. Can’t really remember.

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      Good times. I think. Can’t really remember.

      That’s how you can tell they were.

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        I mean… even without drugs, “time flies when you’re having fun” is an expression for a reason.

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    Does she keep her money in a big bag with a dollar sign on it?

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      Don’t do that or you have to pay Gene Simmons and no that isn’t a joke, he copyrighted the cartoon bag of money.

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    Man I hate when I lose my bag of drugs in my pile of random drugless bags.

    This life pro tip is going to save me so much time to do more drugs!

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    “They’ll never look in here!”

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    A lot of drug users have poor organizational skills. Maybe this one is self medicating for ocd?

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    Part of me respects her being responsible

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