a thousand? Look at your mr popular.
If they are all on the same social platform, (like fb for example) a simple “Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. I had a wonderful day and it was made even better with everyone sending their love,” will work.
Are you available as a chat bot?
Not me irl
I don’t even respond unless it’s a direct text or the couple of friends I talk to on messenger. I’m not responding to you if all you do is post it to my FB wall and that’s the only time you talk to me during the year (mostly bc I fucking hate Facebook).
I get more birthday wishes from creepy corporations than individuals. Just a reminder that they have lots of information about me and try to act in ways that endear them to me but backfire.
Ouch, tough luck bud, i am thankful this never happened to me
I mean, I’m complaining about my family and friends caring about me. xD
I usually never reply them until 2 days after with a simple heart reaction