• Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Nah that’s for amateurs what you really need is an elite team who can type very fast and if you’re enterprise is really worth it’s salt it’ll have a few of these guys and that way you can have 2 or if they’re really good 3 to a keyboard at a time. With their combined speed they’ll have setup a Visual Basic GUI and hacked your cyberattacker’s IP in no time. With the attack stopped in a minute at most they’ll have surveillance camera tape footage available for enhancement and from that the basement dweller’s abode by lunchtime. The constabulary will be knocking down their door so fast they’ll never smash their monitor in time to get rid of the evidence.

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    1 year ago

    Don’t forget the step where you ram your fingers in between the cables desperately trying to push the tiny plastic clips on as many as possible.

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    1 year ago

    We have an EPO (Emergency Power Off) button that shuts the power off for the entire data center.

    We also call that button the “I Quit Button”