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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

M orons

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G overning

A merica!

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

A fifth on the 4th and the fourth will be stronger!

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

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Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!

I’d have to go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!

Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!