“Give me money and I’ll do shit for you”. Cover letter complete.

I was just being a smartass, I didn’t know that was actually protocol to change speed

Anything to distract from the real issue, which is the media distracting us from the real issues.

If there is a god may he smite all those who kill in his name.

They floated too high when they should have sunk into the water a bit to clear the bridge.

Or at least sterilize us for a little while, until we can get our shit together.

I’d love to read why but the NYT can fornicate itself.

USS Benny Hill?

There’s not enough white babies for them. You’re looking for financial logic when it’s closer to white supremacy being out-birthed.

There is no plan, just incompetence.

I’m exhausted with one wife’s needs and wants, this man is a neglectful trooper

The horn on my truck will also die that day from overuse as I drive through this backwards-ass bumfuck low-IQ confederate county blaring it from end to end for hours.

Awn I amember you Tooth! Iz been good since Brandeigne and iz split, she took the lil bastards good rittance. Still see her at family bbqs and grams service. How you? Still sniffin urinal cakes at the J?

I dint gradumate 3st grade so i think youz insultin me now

All my thots and prayers will go towards this

Two salads. drops tray on table

Oh no the thing I voted for is happening

But I comment to other people on the internet, that’s close enough

Original Braincell Occupier

Daddy shart do do dodo dodo