Last night I turned off a small metalic lamp that’s next to my bed. I then heard a tapping sound like a small dripping water hitting the metalic lamp.

I turned the lamp on. I saw no water. The tapping stopped. I looked at the ceiling. No sign of water. I looked at the lamp. No water. Turned the light back off. Rolled back over, and got comfy.

Tap…tap…tap…

Turned the light back on. Tapping stopped. Still no water.

Turned the light off. The second the light was off, I heard the tap again.

Turned it back on. Still no water.

Got up, got out of bed, checked all around my night stand. Checked behind it. Nothing out of the ordinary.

While standing next to the bed, turned the light off. Tapping resumed.

Turned the light back on, and walked to the living room. Layed down on the couch.

Light on in the bedroom. I’m in the living room. Turn the living room light off.

Now there’s tapping inside the pipes inside the walls. Totally different tap. Totally different place. Totally different tapping sound. This didn’t sound like dripping water. This sounded like someone hitting the pipes with a wooden spoon with the same cadence.

Tap…tap…tap…

But it always stopped when I turned the light on.

So I went into the bathroom, and took a shower.

Now, here’s the kicker. I live alone. I have no pets. I have no rodents in the walls.

The whole thing came off like someone playing a prank on me. Except that person didn’t exist. It felt like I was living some 1930s comedy skit. Some Abbot and Costello skit. Except this is just me, alone in my apartment, going insane.

Cool. That’s a quality contribution to this disscussion. Really adds a layered nuanced perspective to the topic at hand.

GUYS! WE’RE GOING TO BE OKAY! STOY SAYS THEY DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT DOESN’T AFFECT THEM!!! WE’RE SAVED!!!

Unless you’re the president.

Used to be I’d scroll through the suggested videos, and find new content creators based on my interests.

Now? I don’t trust clicking on a new unheard of youtuber channel. 90% of the time it’s just AI crap.

boop!

Wanna pet her!!!

Not a big Guardians fan??? Surely you can’t deny that Jose Rameriez is one of the greatest in the game today!!! Go Guards!

…we’re talking baseball right?

Actually, he’d just wait outside a pizza parlor on a sidewalk…

Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.

You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.

Sully Undoes Desktop Operatingsystems

I’m releasing a new chipset structure. It’s not Intel. It’s not AMD. It’s BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS.

So now all the best games will run on BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS, and journalists will have to call it that.

I was one of those. Downloaded last week.

worst case scenario is they’re still not part of your life.

What? That’s not true at all! They could reconnect with you over a 12 month span.

Then after they have your trust, and you’ve hung out a handfull of times, you get together, and they host a superbowl party. Everybody gets drunk, and has a good time…

…and then at 4am you wake up chained down to a table. Now he’s harvesting your kidneys!

I don’t know from experience, and I haven’t researched it, but that kinda sounds like Canada.

Maybe Germany.

I think he’s saying the pope is debt…maybe…I don’t know.

That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

I always used this:

“I fucked your mom last night!”

“Ew. You need to get yourself tested…”

He looks different than I remember…can’t put my finger on it though…

Thats the spirit!

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