It’s sterile, and I like the taste

Ichi the Killer, and Battle Royale are always big standouts for me

Because nobody fucking told us about them! I just got one last year and it’s been amazing!

Pretty much always 18

Sh.itjust.works didn’t require email when I made my account, but I couldn’t say for sure if that’s still the case

HAH GET BOOBED

Last year after some family tragedy and living comoletely alone for the first time, I stopped watching the news (really TV entirely) and I gotta say I am generally happier. I won’t weigh in on “right” or “wrong” in a moral sense because at the end of the day that is pretty subjective. But I will say that it might be right for you, and that it definitely was for me. The world’s gonna do what it does and it will keep going whether or not I watch, so I may as well restrict my attention to the things I care about and can personally control. I’ve recently started occasionally updating myself but only in brief.

“We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we’re doing it for YOU!”

Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”

Cupcake, because muffin batter and cupcake batter are made slightly differently

It’s not a scam guys. GUYS It’s not a scam quit calling it that. Just because saps, I mean marks, I mean people bought $400 digital ships over a decade ago and haven’t seen shit yet, doesn’t mean this game won’t release any day now.

OH MY STARS! THE GAME THAT SPONGED CROWD FUNDING FOR MILLIONS IS TRYING TO GRAB MORE MONEY!? UNTHINKABLE!

Now that we have a reference point. Look at the one on the shirt and then look at the one in the wikipedia article. You’ll note that there are some subtle differences.

Gotta love arbitrary rules like requiring 3 players for coop. Gonna pass on this one, even though I love all of the souls games and elden ring to death

Dragon all the way. Pet disnosaur could just be a chicken, but Dragons are always cool!

Spinge binge: the sex joke event horizon

“When mom doesn’t know you already ate all of the scented erasers”

The Ship. It’s normally supposed to be a social deduction game, but some friends and I all get together in a private server and basically just play deathmatch. It’s hilarious because most of fhe weapons are really hard to kill with and you still have to be sneaky because if you get caught, you go to jail (which is also full of shanks). It always leads to some great chaos, especially with more people.

I build high end CB radio setups for people I know, and it’s always so satisfying

Over the last 13 years or so my entire family have died of everything from cancer to suicide. I’m the youngest, and I’m at the front of the line. Life is short, don’t waste time.