Ypsilenna Gloomvale

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

I wonder if they added some softener when they washed them 😂

“Khajit has wares if you have coin” vs “COIN.”

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

Me too. Some of them had minigames attached to them and it was so much fun. I think my most played minigame was something from one of the Cinderella DVDs about clicking on objects in the palace. That was neat.

I can relate to that. Most of the info I usually need from Reddit is about gaming, and the majority of games I play aren’t even mentioned here. I also agree on the political ragebait part. I narrow my feed down to the communities I follow only, because the moment I use “All”, I get a lot of these.

And then the director joins them and records himself eating Whiskas on her foot

Catin Tarantino

I would call her Questie 😆

I recently re-joined Lemmy, so I am not sure how it changed, but I am mostly a Mastodon user and I noticed that people were flooding it in large quantities when something stupid happened on Twitter (again), and then leaving it after a short while to go back to Twitter or quitting social media altogether. I would suspect that people either started going back to Reddit, or decided to get a mental health break from the internet as a whole (which wouldn’t surprise me, the internet is pretty depressing lately).

I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂

Or eat some more and make it glow so much that we will be able to summon Batman!

Sometimes I need it too, but I would erase “please come back later” from mine 😂

I’m just wondering, would it be a bannable thing to do? I mean, following a large number of users in a short period of time?