are we really going to listen to what russian times says about ukraine? LOL

great name for a grindcore/death metal band

also, the continuous path from our mouth to our butthole is a glorified twisty straw

if i notice myself trying to convince myself that i’m fine to drive, i don’t drive

everyone would be in better shape health-wise.

but also billionaires would lose money, which is why it’ll never happen as things are now

rich corrupt fascligarchs couldn’t care less about your kids’ education, let alone "too much screen time. they need manual laborers from the peasant class, they don’t need a generation of educated adults who have the capacity to form their own opinions regardless of what they’re told to believe

so the answer is simple: label access to information as evil, and then eliminate said access

and the further south you go, the worse people drive. by the time you get to miami, it’s almost like lanes don’t even exist

i got the poor people’s package a long time ago and as someone who loves my beer, i didn’t buy a single drop at epcot because it was like $10 for 8oz–and that was well over 15 years ago

so…a dollar?

i mean it’s not alabama or mississippi?

but yea. truly a vile cesspool armpit of a state that has nothing to offer that can’t be gotten in a not-shithole state

the cons of living in florida vastly outweigh the pros. it’s a miserable shithole state full of elderly rich republicans and mosquitoes. i don’t know if there’s any amount of money you could pay me to live there again. if you’re loaded enough to blow a few grand to take your kids to disney, go ahead, but you’ll be happy to gtfo afterwards

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true, grandma would be absolutely horrified to hear anyone ate just one meal yesterday, on purpose, and plans to do it every day this week. it’s almost blasphemy

but also the corporations selling everyone quick easy cheap (and disgustingly unhealthy) food-like substances at the drive thru and breakfast aisle certainly don’t want anyone skipping any meals either. in fact they want you to be eating all day every day

the difference is grandma doesn’t want anyone to feel like they felt in the depression, not knowing when they’ll eat again, and corporations just want your money

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most people in the states actually think they’re going to die immediately if they skip a meal, let alone two.

the “never don’t eat, for any reason, ever–or you will DIE” mindset is one of the things we’re most force-fed from birth onwards.

it’s becase if you skip a meal, that’s money that wasn’t spent. if everyone skipped a meal, that’s a lot of money that wasn’t spent. we can’t have that in capitalism. therefore, eat abundantly and often. it doesn’t matter what, as long as it’s something you bought

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