Whomever invented popcorn texturing should be brought before The Hague.

This picture makes me sick to my stomach.

{lemmysilver}

If he’s Lt. Dan, that’s Two and a Half Goodman.

I don’t think that’s too common though.

Most American and just about every European SNES says hi.

I like how Shiprock is a place no ship could ever reach.

Make Louisiana Purchase Again!

Cascadia.

Bantha poodoo.

I’ll accept a tablet. But the first time it malfunctions, Miss Minimum Wage is standing at the table writing my order down on paper.

13-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window.”

43-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window waiting for a break in the clouds so I can walk to the store.”

NAWW!!

This is the kind of thing underground railroads are for.

They don’t need no education…

Unfortunately, at no point in either of our lives has your comment described The United States of America.

Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.

But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.

We go good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

As a man over 40… these things are fun.