The completely masculine urge to sit down in the shallow water underneath the rain mushroom.

Johnny Appleseed

[speaking in a foreign language]

Looks like ExO meets Over the Garden Wall

“A famous comedian you’ve never heard of ate here once.” picture on the wall.

It makes me sad every time I remember how big the standard Whataburger used to be. Almost the size of a personal pan pizza.

Did they get Putin’s order wrong back in 2009 or something?

I’d rather eat a gas station burrito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUF5esTscZI

“The worst thing the password generator could say is Weak.”

Password generator: “it’s fine, just go ahead.”

It’s code for “Us, not them.”

“Who’s them?”

“You know…. the others.”

Uncivilized land.

It needs civility.

2027: “Do you really need three meals a day?”

Two… months.

The first operations might’ve spooked the other kidnappers.

The irony of the company world-famous for being over-priced having the streaming service which most justifies a price increase.

AI industry says

Aww, did a wittle wepard eat your pwecious wittle face off?

Other than “at gunpoint,” why are you still using Windows?

That’s not innocence, that’s ignorance.