How do typewriters eat?

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

i will be very curious to see how this company does in 6 months. they are probably destined to repeat klarna’s mistakes.

i wouldn’t be so sure about this. i still have plenty of pennies and plenty of stamps to put on those pennies.

The commission pitched the Digital Omnibus as simplifying and streamlining digital regulations to relieve the regulatory burden for digital services and AI systems, with a specific focus on helping small-to medium-sized businesses in Europe; however, the draft proposal goes further than expected.

won’t somebody think of the poor “AI” companies? 😢

by the looks of it, this cat already has a scratching board that it very much enjoys

cloud’s gone

is this a new euphemism for murder? helping somebody drop off the grid?

does the wife at least get to pick a new last name after the husband takes the old one?

don’t do this to me

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

i’m guessing he got punched in the head a few too many times

thankfully we will soon stop tracking and reporting all this stuff so these sorts of problems should disappear really soon, just like covid did.

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

5. set it on fire again in 90 days

could also be a secret underground tunnel

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.