Bizzle

Didn’t he brag about eating a guy on some podcast or something?

I wish I could buy warbonds on floppies

Games as a service is a piece of shit except for I can’t figure out how Helldivers 2 could function as anything else and that game is my favorite

With ST Joshi’s annotations of course

Shocked. Cannot believe it.

No but I did when my mom got remarried

When I got married I spent like $700

Yes then I’d take 6 months off, no brainer.

I 100% agree, the warrant alone wouldn’t be enough

At it’s core a house is an inhabited building. I think an occupied outhouse might work even, if you stuck a much of them together with the vampire in the middle. I’m envisioning like a 3x3 porta potty cube with a vampire in the center one.

But yeah I think there would have to at least be a person in each one

Hey, I’m an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

In most media I’ve seen it’s not the property line, it’s specifically the house.

Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I’ll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it’s very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

As I understand it, you’d have to build them pretty close together so it couldn’t escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

I have 3 pets and smoke a shitload of medical weed next to my computer, it gets disassembled and deep cleaned quarterly or it overheats lmfao can relate

I mean hes done it before with no consequences so we’ll see

“Obviously nobody else is special because just I am, duh”

-these fuckin’ guys

The Color Out of Space, I think he does really well in that and it’s scary as fuck.

The Wicker Man, because of the scene with the bees is priceless.

And of course, Mandy. I will not elaborate further, just watch it.

I don’t like Gavin Newsom, but I really hope he does this. It would be so funny 🥲

PepsEco I think, I don’t see the “I”

Probably like some Brian Eno

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

Yeah but now I know that there are 28.5 grams in an ounce