Why did you get rid of the nice furniture your grandmother left you???

Did a buddy leave a cup-ring & you decided to put it out on the street? Or did you sell it for a video game or drugs? Was it smashed during a really wild party by a sledgehammer man wearing leather chaps?

Bring a gasmask & disinfectant.

Yeah, I’d be fine with it… but honestly Cats take the hardest advantages from me out of any species I’ve come across.

I do like them very much, though. I’ll consider it.

i mean, should a meme that’s not exceedingly political but pokes slight fun of a political figure increase the chances of you getting into a given country, when its on your phone?

No, it’s a double edged sword, it is.

on the other hand it would be kind of funny if having pictures of bald eagles and us flags and pro trump memes on your phone made la migra care more about the immigrants they are deporting.

Again, no. I only have so much room on my phone for corny-ass-mostly-lazy-spoiled-shits; mainly cats.

I’m just curious if the “fun countries” will “let me right in” because of my profile picture?

PS ~ that bird is an immigrant.

Hopefully that fun detail won’t go unnoticed now.

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