Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

The town also has gay liberals.

If they can’t change themselves, you can’t change them either.

Or you think it’s divorced dad rock and it’s actually about the devil