Professional, handsome, clean…but not like a cop, convict, conscript, or a creep (sometimes I use Catholic Preist here…same thing)

Why would the church want a John Wick / Constantine crossover in real life?

Something tells me this is the longest she has held a job down.

Swollen dented cans are the ones to avoid, as in dented outward

My grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.

As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here

Yep. Covid ruined my belief in sanity. If it were a zombie apocalypse there would be people saying “I have a right to be eaten by zombies!” While they just end up making many more zombies.

Covid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?

How many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?

None. They’ll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

Feathers?!?! This situation demands Wool.

Sincerely, We aren’t flocking livestock

Tar is so hot, we don’t want the guy to die. No we can’t call for that online, hilarity be damned.

Let’s do honey and wool.

Give the people a chance to spit on him.

Every time I don’t understand an image I consider Loss and Sadam meme.

So. Much. Winning.

I’d probably go to a really much bougie rehab. I’m not addicted to anything but I feel like I won’t get a whole month off work otherwise.

I always answer these in case OP is loaded and wants to give someone 50k because they are bored.

If ASI doesn’t remove itself from humanity as its very first step, I will have to question its intelligence.