It’s the rich flavour you get from puddles that dogs crave

Pretty arrogant of you to assume I’m someone you’ve ever encountered much less lambasted, you just responded to an innocuous comment with a super weird tirade

You must be fun at parties

Or a fun exercise for a vfx artist

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Pretty soon if this shit goes through

Why anyone would believe a word out of any pigs mouth without seeing body cam footage is beyond me

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

Naw, this some damned shit

Does a crane cost more or less than this fuck up?

Heads of skin you say?

Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has

If you’re watering three times a day you may want to think about some kind of shade or covering the soil with something to retain moisture, wood chips or straw

It’s not really very evidence-based from what I remember. Freuds ideas rested on a lot of untested assumptions about the way human psychology works

Fucking Britain lmao. Sets up Zionist Israel then sells water cannons to the Egyptians invading Israel. I’m sure it was private business but still hilarious.

Re-neigh-sance was right there waiting for you!

Teaching children useful survival skills in a subsistence hunter gatherer society - woke

Teaching children to operate machinery in order to make higher profits for robber baron capitalists - broke

I’m so sorry. My wife has migraines and they’re terrible but they don’t last more than a week at most. I can’t imagine one lasting 4 years. I wish you happiness and relief friend.