“Votes for Jesus go to the Republican.”

• Leslie Knope

You know it’s gonna be the orange tabbies doing crazy shit…

Can we just go back to “lie” please?

Big guy means big legs and those makes me happy.

Wow he’s had a ton of work.

Google has enough money to buy scotus though.

Do they not realize people are broke?

Now that would be low. If it is true.

My father revealed that he had been bullshitting about every moral lesson he had ever tried to tell me when he went maga.

If you’re doing stuff to make people uncomfortable at a fucking 3 year oldest birthday party, yeah it’s time for you to stop getting invited.

That’s exactly what Netanyahu and his cronies did to Rabin.

What the fuck

Musk did not buy this as an investment. He bought it to flip elections and manipulate public opinion.

Tesla is writing him a check that will cover the entire purchase price, and Saudi Arabia and Russia will pay the operating costs.

Active users are what matters; if they lost 75% of their users then I’m paying attention.

I can see one of these behind the counter at a Brooklyn coffee place I can’t afford playing Charles Mingus.

LISP is too old to care any more.

This dude goes shopping at CVS and says “not enough receipts”.

It Just Makes Sense

In girlmode I can compliment women on their attire, hair styling, accessories, etc and it’s not taken as a declaration of sexual arousal.

I am finding this argument strangely compelling.

Primary elections are how parties change. Primary elections are how the Republican party became what it is today. They are often the highest-leverage vote you can cast if you’re in a solid district.