I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Dang it, that’s what they were. Corrected, thanks!
Don’t forget his shin splints bone spurs!
Ohh, that makes sense, thanks.
I am a little confused why that handle doesn’t appear to be attached to anything.
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I imagine there’s a level of over-cautiousness, as one misstep (or even a perceived one) and one friendly appellant judge can overturn the whole thing.
shrugs
HMO, what can ya do?
I mean, it’s pretty easy to dismiss this desire, but our chain foods in other countries can be quite unique. You can have a burger and a sauna in Finland at a McDonalds. A beer in Germany. Spain’s version of McD’s is insane. And that’s just the arches. Japan has a waiting line at KFC for Christmas because it’s become a tradition. I get why it would be cool to see how what we grew up with differs on the other side of the world.
What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)
I remember reading a Rolling Stone article about 15 years ago where Kris Kristofferson absolutely tore into Toby. Sure enough, everything he said he was back then only became more and more true and apparent.
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
Pictured: James Hetfield and the producer of “St. Anger”.
Then you finally give up and say, “Okay, computer.”
Is that what Roe v. Wave was about?
That’s actually pretty good, subversion of expectations with an absurdist kicker.
I get what you’re saying, but, for me, it would never even cross my mind that lemonade would ever have caffeine in it to start, let alone an insane amount like Panera has.
I’d love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al’s resignation and “controversy” with Walz. Probably not worth it