[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

I’ve always thought a Jedi could do amazing things with a blaster. If they have to have a light saber, then just put the blaster in their other hand. Best of both worlds?

(Or just stop your enemy’s heart with your mind. Or use your super-fast running abilities to jab a fork in your enemy’s eye or something.)

“Don’t worry Anikin, I’ve set my saber to ‘joy buzzer’ strength.”

Soccer? Football? What does–

Oh! You mean fútbol!

I’m beginning to question your commitment to witchy cannibalism, Rachel.

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

And dense

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Take of your pants
And slide on the ice

-Dr. Sidney Freedman

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.