PineapplePartisan@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDad jokes are not just puns.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDad jokes are not just puns.plus-squarePineapplePartisan@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Boggy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do fathers tell such awful jokes?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do fathers tell such awful jokes?plus-squareBoggy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
stanka@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agoAt the zoo my family wanted to see Okapi.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAt the zoo my family wanted to see Okapi.plus-squarestanka@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI invented a pencil with 2 erasersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI invented a pencil with 2 erasersplus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Legolution@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year agoJust had a huge row over which post-apocalyptic video game is best.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareJust had a huge row over which post-apocalyptic video game is best.plus-squareLegolution@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did the octopus win its fight with the shark?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the octopus win its fight with the shark?plus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda...plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
madwifi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat kind of polygon doesn't exist in Star Wars?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat kind of polygon doesn't exist in Star Wars?plus-squaremadwifi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear the rumor about butter?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear the rumor about butter?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Clbull@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?plus-squareClbull@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
udon@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoAs a side business, I sell cakes out of the trunk of my car.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAs a side business, I sell cakes out of the trunk of my car.plus-squareudon@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Kill_joy@kbin.social · 1 year agoWe all know where the Big Apple is...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe all know where the Big Apple is...plus-squareKill_joy@kbin.social · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI used to be afraid of speed bumps....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI used to be afraid of speed bumps....plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
god_is_love@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA snake walks into a bar...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA snake walks into a bar...plus-squaregod_is_love@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
madwifi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy toddler was having constipation and started crying throughout the nightplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy toddler was having constipation and started crying throughout the nightplus-squaremadwifi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI was at a restaurant the other day and the waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was at a restaurant the other day and the waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers....plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI once wrote a song about tortillas...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI once wrote a song about tortillas...plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhere do you learn how to make banana splits?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere do you learn how to make banana splits?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear about the collision between the red ship and the blue ship?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the collision between the red ship and the blue ship?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
HandsomePotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do you get when you cross an Elephant with a rhino?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you get when you cross an Elephant with a rhino?plus-squareHandsomePotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink