More like he’s running around with a gun and shooting new holes into the water tank instead of trying to seal anything.

I see Twitter as a ship too big to maneuver. Then one day it got bought and a new captain comes aboard. He deliberately breaks the hull here and there to make the ship lighter and more agile, and also fired half of the hands on deck. The ship’s taking on water faster now. He also painted over her name. Despite all this, the majority of souls on board would rather sink with the ship than jump overboard.

And, he’s pissing and shitting in the tank, and inviting other pissers and shitters back to the tank.