That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
Your parents, probably.
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I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.
I’m wondering what flavor the box is.
Tastes like the smell of pizza
I’m hoping that whoever created this comment realizes that the meme-maker probably used that line as a joke, and it’s not a serious sentiment.
I’m hoping that whoever thought this thought realizes that the commenter probably used his response for Internet meme points, and doesn’t necessarily hold any particular view expressed.
what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
Remove clothing before ironing.
Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
So you’re just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?
They’re People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Temba, his arms wide.
But the skin is the best part!
“Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”
I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
was about to be funny and say it’s biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can’t digest cardboard.
the more you know.
I mean it’s made from wood, we can’t digest wood.
It’s pure fiber.
Why does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?
See, now because of me there’s a warning.
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don’t exist.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.
