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Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Career day can be hard on a kid

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Career day can be hard on a kid

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Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Zana@startrek.website
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    Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own

    • Katana314@lemmy.world
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      This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.

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    His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.

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    [ Children’s screams have been removed ]

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    I laughed, and then felt bad about it.

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    No, fake news!

    He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.

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    Lol savage

  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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    This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.

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    Lol

    FTP

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      what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit

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        Foil twisted pair- they’re bragging that about how they’re transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.

        • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          thank you internet person

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Fuck the police

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    You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.

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