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Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

OK, boomer

OK, Boomer

If you think the defining characteristic of a boomer is disliking weird new culture

Thank you for putting it so succinctly! It’s definitely one of the boomer characteristics, automatically hating on culture that changed from when you were a kid.

Some people are boomers in age, some are boomers in spirit. Time comes for us all, ever in the form of “I don’t understand the kids these days”

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

Yeah, safe to say you don’t know why the joke was an issue. It wasn’t a “Trump joke”, it was an “endorsing assasaination” joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke, yeah it was funny to me personally (I might have made the same joke), but you cannot say certain jokes publicly as a public figure.

Answer ye, these questions three…

Lord I hate those fucking cunts who see two car lengths of space as an invitation. I’m going 85, you’re going 75, don’t suddenly hop in front of me because the clown in front of you is going 70.

Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

“Pizza! Pizza!” is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars

Domino’s isn’t very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.

Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.

The only thing any workingmam needs for any meal is a nice hot pasty.

Give me that and a drink or two, I shall die happy as my forebears before me.

https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm would love this!

Noooooo, don’t call out literal state propaganda, I like the headline D,:

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Oh my god, is that what those funky-wunky little lines around Omg meant?

Before I just thought it was just a sensationalist garbage headline, I had no idea someone ACTUALLY said “Omg” in relation to the article, mind blown, thanks

Unrelated to the content, how does a self respecting journalist start an article’s title with “Omg”?

Like I feel dirty even giving them a click when I have no obligation to society, it’s just depressing to see them presenting as a credible news source