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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Why 5am

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Shiggles@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Don’t worry, you can work a job where you normally wake up at 5am, and your body simply adapts to waking up at 1am.

    Unrelated, today’s gonna suck.

  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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    Polyphasic sleep used to be normal until the industrial revolution. People would get up in the night, go on the street to chat for a while and then head back to bed for another few hours of sleep.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Historical_"first_sleep"_and_"second_sleep"

  • FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world
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    For me, it’s walys 7 am. Waking up thinking I’m late for work. Only to go back to sleep and wake up 5 minutes before I’m due to clock in 😔

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Have a baby. At least you then have a reason lmao

  • slacks9579@lemmy.ml
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    Me today. I’ve been up 3 hours before even leaving for work. This is gonna be a long day…

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