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For those long sits where your legs might get numb, try supporting your weight from the feet. Like squatting with your ass only touching the toilet seat instead of resting on it.
What am I some kind of triathlete here. I’ve already given all my energy to push in there’s none left for squatting.
Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.
I do that all the time, squatting helps with pooping in general anyways
cookiewalled.
Ublock to the rescue!
I have a toilet seat that opens for me when I walk up, lights up the bowl for me, is heated, has an air filter for smells, a bidet and blow dryer, and closes when I leave. Might as well give it a pulse-ox and ECG while I’m at it.
Great! Now we combine it with the Toilet Death Ejector to make it automatic ==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8
I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.
Weird. I only seem to get AFib when I eat Chipotle.
Asstrial fibrillation
Does it incorporate Smart Pipe™ technology?
Seems like there might be a better way to go about this…
