(Last pic edited by me)
Pope killed a baby
He is American
So he should have waited til it was at school?
Or done it before it hatched
Reminds me of the South Korea 1988 Olympics open. Human traditions are cosmic horrors for birds.
Exhibit B: Baseball player Randy Johnson’s unfortunate pitch timing.
Oh my fucking god these assholes.
It was really unfortunate. I think sadly the torchbearers probably felt pretty locked in and just followed through. Perhaps they assumed the doves would fly away. Regardless I believe that real doves stopped being used shortly after this ceremony!
Those poor birds are gonna have lung cancer because of a dude in a silly hat.
A soul in tension that’s learning to fly,
Condition grounded, but determined to try,
Can’t keep my eyes from the circling skies,
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I
Wait 'til the pigeon pope hears about this; pope wars, all over again.
/ very poopy pope wars.
Good. Fuck seagulls. Fucking pricks
There is however a special place in hell for those massive fried fish-fed Scottish seagulls. Damn those fuckers.
