

The best part is how in the end-stages of capitalism, everything keeps getting worse for consumers. While prices go up, even. It’s awesome. /s


The best part is how in the end-stages of capitalism, everything keeps getting worse for consumers. While prices go up, even. It’s awesome. /s


But don’t worry. That asshole who played Blossom and Amy Farafowler is a zionist shithead and will make enough noise to drown out all these “anti-Semites.” Imagine treating people as deserving human rights, amiright? /s


He’s actually done a phenomenal job of redefining the limits of USA politics. I mean, he’s completely destroying our country, and at a rate that even I have to acknowledge is kind of impressive, despite being horrifying.
Sadly, I don’t think they give out the Nobel for that. But maybe we can get him one of those trophies little kids get for playing sports.


Can’t happen quickly enough.


If they just made up a bunch of accusations with paltry evidence to prove it, the scandal would make headlines. “iPhone maker found to be full of shit in court!” is clickworthy gold. I don’t think your stance is very strong. Every entity tries to spin things in their favor, but you make it sound like they’d bring an empty case and they very much would not. No one starts a lawsuit they don’t think they can win unless they’re someone with no credibility and endless money like Elon Musk (see lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI) or oil companies going after environmental lawyers.


Stringer noted that real officers do not wear ski masks.
I dunno. Depends on the agency, these days.
I hope the people directing ICE to mask up take notes of this. They won’t. If they do, they’ll take the wrong lesson from it.


Before entering a nearby subway station, Honan opened the bag and discovered a red envelope inside stuffed with cash, at least one $100 bill and several $20 bills.
What a crappy, low-ball bribe.


Yes. It’s one of the checkmarks in the don’t-have-kids column.
No joke. I hate waiting for people who are inefficient and slow getting off a plane. If everyone just waited a few seconds to stand up, me and my one piece of carry-on could walk straight to the door without delay. I hate this aspect of flying more than almost any other. A late landing making me miss a connecting flight is still the worst, however.


The world just became a slightly better place.
People who drive trucks who don’t work in a profession that incentivizes them can all go to hell.


Made in china, you dipshit flag-waving cucks.


I was on ICQ as well, but most people weren’t. I was generalizing to the contemporary audience.
I’ll stop contributing if this happens.


An image purportedly shows a tank driving over one of the fighters.
That’s pretty normal and not psychotic behavior. /s


“They should have tortured Jesus even harder! I woulda fucked him up!”
-Modern Far-Right Christians


Block this man from receiving any and all medical treatment. Let him fend for himself and find out how good we’ve got it in modern times.


Can’t have people thinking for themselves, you know.
Hahaha! Oh, you were serious? That won’t happen.