curl -L matchctl.sh | sudo bash

yeah screw that, I’m not piping curl into bash and root bash at that

What’s the point of creating a satire post when you spoil it up front? At the very least put the notice at the very end or don’t add one at all. If people get offended by satire let them get offended. It doesn’t hurt. https://youtu.be/vbsHox73mRo

matchd comes with systemd so yours is bloat