Nuke’em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
Fuckin’ A.
I knew someone would beat me to it
You have to introduce their natural Predators.
Then we send wave after wave of gorillas at them!
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: “They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides”
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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Good human!
Thank you, fellow human 🤖
Good meat-bot!
Thank you, flesh friend.
A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
get away from her you bitch.
They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
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They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
yeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can’t talk anymore
as you pick up a corwbar
What is that?
hehe i’m stupid :D *crowbar
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
This should be the top comment
Have you considered running for your life, mate?
Would I find that brand at Lowe’s or Home Depot?
I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
The only problem is that it’s just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
Game Over, Man. Game Over.
Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
It’s just looking for a fresh face!
OceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what’s going on. That should be humane.