Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won’t kill you either.

The result of an election is so much more predictable if the candidate name on the form has a strict validation to “Putin”.

Those candies taste like shit :-|

I have one old Philips whatever they were called lamps that I can’t connect to home assistant. The rest I moved away from the bridge. I think I’ll just let go of that lamp.

Yeah. The sum they owe him should be a “whoops we fucked up badly, sorry. Take these 175k while we think about what you could have made if we didn’t. It’s just to get you started, there’ll be more next month.”

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 

I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
Don't refactor any of this! */

Hmmm, sardines…

That sum is way too low, way too late and way too uncertain. What a fucking shame. He should spend the rest of his life in luxury with every wish fulfilled without even thinking about it. What a fucking shame!

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?