Step 1)… Download the app. If you got the app now you just need to purchase internet for 7 days for just $100!

Step 2) buy multi device so your family can talk to each other.

Step 3) you’ve spent money now go to the buffet and forget your troubles.

Step 4) hmm your kid’s phones don’t have the app right? Oh may… Take a few minutes to run that in your head.

Step 5) hey you can just hot spot on your phone! Yeah baby! Oh WTF? How come the play store is not connecting? Oh fuck the Wi-Fi disconnects on your phone when you hot spot.

Step 6)oh let me see…what’s your paternal control password again?.. Ehhh, wait, if you don’t have internet on the kid’s phone, how will it send the password?

  • papalonian@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    1 month ago

    Fuck Google for the double fisting, making a fucked up day that couldn’t be more terrible even worse.

    …

    My brother in Christ, you’re eating at a buffet on a cruise ship with your family, throwing a temper tantrum over the Wi-Fi, and this is a “fucked up day” that can’t get any worse? I don’t even know how to respond to that. I really hope you’re able to gain some perspective, man. People would kill to have that be the best day of their life.