Btw: the original Aladdin story had no three wishes rule.
Aladdin just spammed the heck out of wishes. Got everything he ever wanted.
The only part of the Disney movie that’s accurate is when the sorcerer returns, teleports the Sultan (of China) palace to Africa, and Aladdin needs to use the weaker Genie of the Ring to steal the Genie of the Lamp back through trickery.
The princess of China (yeahhhhhh) helps Aladdin out a bit IIRC.
But yes, palace teleportation, sorcerer wishing to be Sultan, that’s the legitimate part lol
The Disney genie was also just a scam. Aladdin explicitly wished to be a prince. Not look like a prince or be as rich as a prince or have a parade like a prince. But actually be one.
Instead he’s revealed to be a ‘fake prince’ because the genie half assed his wish.
Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.
While Hercules is impressively wrong, I knew Aladdin was a fun original read when it began with ‘In the Far East Kingdom of China…’
Hercules, for all of its faults, actually takes place in Greece. Which is kinda sorta close to Rome (Hercules is his Roman name lol. Heracles is his Greek name).
On the other hand, Aladdin might be a fake story all together. As in, some French Guy may have made up Aladdin as part of his translation of 1001 Arabian Nights. IIRC, Arabs don’t know wtf that story is doing in the (French) book.
So Aladdin might be an entirely fake addition to the 1001 Arabian Nights novel. Canonically fake. So it’s in the true spirit of Aladdin (and 1001 Arabian Nights) to screw with the story anyway.
Btw: the original Aladdin story had no three wishes rule.
Aladdin just spammed the heck out of wishes. Got everything he ever wanted.
The only part of the Disney movie that’s accurate is when the sorcerer returns, teleports the Sultan (of China) palace to Africa, and Aladdin needs to use the weaker Genie of the Ring to steal the Genie of the Lamp back through trickery.
The princess of China (yeahhhhhh) helps Aladdin out a bit IIRC.
But yes, palace teleportation, sorcerer wishing to be Sultan, that’s the legitimate part lol
It was me who wished everyone after me to be limited to three wishes
I corrected your mistake with the first of my “3” wishes lol
I’d kick your ass if I didn’t spend all three of my wishes on churros from 7-11. :/
The Disney genie was also just a scam. Aladdin explicitly wished to be a prince. Not look like a prince or be as rich as a prince or have a parade like a prince. But actually be one.
Instead he’s revealed to be a ‘fake prince’ because the genie half assed his wish.
“Eh, good enough, ticket closed”
Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.
While Hercules is impressively wrong, I knew Aladdin was a fun original read when it began with ‘In the Far East Kingdom of China…’
Hercules, for all of its faults, actually takes place in Greece. Which is kinda sorta close to Rome (Hercules is his Roman name lol. Heracles is his Greek name).
On the other hand, Aladdin might be a fake story all together. As in, some French Guy may have made up Aladdin as part of his translation of 1001 Arabian Nights. IIRC, Arabs don’t know wtf that story is doing in the (French) book.
So Aladdin might be an entirely fake addition to the 1001 Arabian Nights novel. Canonically fake. So it’s in the true spirit of Aladdin (and 1001 Arabian Nights) to screw with the story anyway.
“accurate”