Are the journalists out of slams - so now they’re pouncing?
Journalists in 2025 be like: OwO *pounces on you*
Fuck this cringe timeline, I miss when journalists weren’t all owoke and instead would let out a primal “rawr xd” like a man.
Right? *glomps u* ^//^
If they’re not yiffing, I’m not reading.
Eee, eek, I done been pounced by a sexy journalist. My sapiosexual heart goes pitter pat.
I picture this spoken by a rabbit in drag.
Are you tapping my computer camera? hoppity hop
Imagine using headlinese that isn’t short and snappy. All you’re left with is the connotation / imagery.
Blasted.
Impossible to tell if Trump is lying, dumb, or sundowning
In other news, Obama’s been out of office a decade and just turned 64…
There’s zero reason for presidents to be literally geriatric
Every interview of this guy needs to start with asking him about the Epstein files.
Non-whites don’t get bad backs.
That statement is reminiscent of one of the letters of secession. Something like “we need black slaves because they do better in the sun”. I forget which state said that. If you need them, pay them right?
Hey Dictator Trump, consider yourself pOuNcEd
GenZ males get erect watching this.
