Please give more funding money, it’s only 10 years away UwU

Any minute now guys, quantum computers are just around the corner…

Oh, AI money tap is running out, and they need another buzz to generate hype so you don’t ask why the king is naked? Sure, sure, sure…

I have a hard time believing anything they say.

I would certainly hope so if that was a part of my business investment

All they need is a fusion reactor to power it.

Yes, yes. Come back when there is a quantum computer that can actually do a real-world calculation as fast and reliable as a normal computer, and not just some random quantum-bechmark.