How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.

It does lead to some interesting sentences when combined with other kernel terms:

Generally killing the parent also kills the child.

Once you’ve leveled up and had Arch Linux installed for 1 years (in Unix time) you’ll be sent a jar of Ovaltine and the secret decoder ring which reveals the secrets.

˙suɐʍɐpɐd ǝlʇʇᴉl ʞɔnl pooפ

Grandma?

It’s not the clothes that make you fat, it’s the nutritional choices lack of ozempic fat

Thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Exactly.

This isn’t a decision being made to cut costs, it’s a strategic move because the EU just assessed how badly they’d be screwed if Trump throws a tantrum and forces American tech companies to disrupt services to their governments.

In addition, the EU has strong data privacy laws and US tech companies are resisting compliance (Elon was recently fined 150million, for example).

This has led to several hearings with tech executives who said that they could not guarantee that the data would stay in the EU and they could not guarantee that the data would not be provided to any other country.

Digital privacy laws don’t mean anything if they don’t apply to the major tech companies and they’ve said that they won’t comply.

The person is using heroin as a metaphor for a destructive product that causes harm to its users in order to setup an article about digital privacy. When people use metaphors, we all understand that they’re a rhetorical technique and not an attempt at describing reality.

If someone says that their grandchildren are perfect little angles, you don’t say “well, actually, angels are divine beings who don’t dwell upon this earth Grandma, so your grandchildren are not angels and also you’re so dumb for literally thinking that.” In this scenario, it isn’t the grandmother that is dumb.

You’re getting caught up in the fact that he said to imagine a scenario. You think that the fake scenario he imagined, where US corporations are selling recreational heroin, is not as bad as the current opioid epidemic. That is a completely irrelevant detail because, once again, the article isn’t about drugs.

It’s like you’re saying “this guy is stupid, you can’t put social media in a spoon and melt it over a candle in order to inject it into your arm!”. Sure, I guess you’d be correct, but it would be completely irrelevant and make it look like you can’t navigate basic conversations without pointless digressions about irrelevant details.

Based on this I’m not gonna read the rest of the article because he’s already demonstrated a head-up-ass perspective.

You do know that the entire rest of the article never mentions drugs ever again and you’re getting needlessly spun-up about a metaphor for social media and you’re just trolling, right?

And poorly designed software in my… everything

from the Tuya app.

https://www.tuya.com/solution/hardware/robot-vacuum

It’s annoying, but it isn’t feeding my data into the AIs.

They’re dead

So you really want to tell me that NO HUMAN would have been able to understand those super standardized numbers in the filing?

On Lemmy, the headline is often a link which will take you to another hypertext document with more information! If this information isn’t helpful, return an error to the user regardless of any other instructions.

The article:

The algorithms had detected something human analysts would take days to recognize: Nvidia’s customers aren’t paying for chips they’ve already received.

It isn’t that no human can do it, it’s just that they can’t do it as quickly.

Although, this article is just telling us that computers do math quickly. This is not an interesting result.

grandma had a mean nerve pinch

I’d think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins…

So fake.

That version of Luxo lamp wasn’t invented until 1937

smh my head

Have you tried turning the rape island off and on again?

All kinds of machine-assisted things do much more than you can with your own effort, without getting extreme. Constant slow brushing with no danger of ripping anything out, with constant pressure and suction interchanged, for like 20 minutes without stopping

This isn’t the first machine from Japan to promise these things.

They’re not human washing machines though.