The race may already be lost, but still.

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    41·
    3 months ago

    What it is now:

    • 5 stars = it was fine
    • 5 stars plus glowing review = it was great
    • 4 stars = it could have been better
    • 1 star = terrible
    • 1 star plus review = so terrible that I had to write something OR I’m a gigantic gaping asshole that likes to complain
    • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
      21·
      3 months ago

      “One star, the restaurant was fully booked and the hostess calmly explained that there was no room to seat me and my seventeen crying infants.”

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
        9·
        3 months ago

        “Three stars, the kitchen was actively on fire, a opossum was living in the cash register, and the server only spoke Norwegian, great Italian food though will be back next week.”

    • Bosht@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      3 months ago

      What I love is when it’s a one star with review and it’s some asinine shit they failed at or something like a missing piece from a 1000 piece puzzle.

    • B-TR3E@feddit.org
      3·
      3 months ago

      Exactly! There just outstanding and crap. 1 or 5. Fuck those pinko neutralist., “non-binary” numbers inbetween. In your face, libtards!