Anyone who stops this guy is my enemy

I’m really surprised that the article title didn’t start out with Florida Man instead of just Man, considering he’s a resident of Florida.

As an American, I can safely say we don’t give a two shilling shit about the intrinsic value of human life, unless it’s tethered to yacht loads of capital.

If we aren’t willing to save our brothers and sisters dying in tent cities for the sin of being subpar capitalism livestock, why do we go out of our way to save adrenaline junkies with death wishes?

I’m really intrigued by his hamster contraption