• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Me: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter.

    Wasp: “You don’t scare me. In fact, I’m going to pretend you’re not even here. La La La! I can’t see you!”

    Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

    Wasp: “THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I’M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN!!!”