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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days ago

on tits vs. ass

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on tits vs. ass

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    If you were offered the real thing or a pale imitation, which would you choose? Boobs are simply asses on the chest! The Ass is superior!

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      22 days ago

      Counterpoint: nipples

      • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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        Ah, just better pimples, which you often can find amass on ass!

        • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Call me old-fashioned, but I ain’t gonna suck the white juice out of ass pimples.

          • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            What an awful day to be literate

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Too coherent for Jordy.

    • idriss@lemmy.ml
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      This dude confused the shit out of me when I started seeing him in short videos. Sounds smart while saying non-sense pseudo science.

      I checked more about him, apparently he was normal and reasonable during early academic career then decided to go nuts and it kinda worked for him financially.

      • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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        21 days ago

        Reactionnaries will do that.

    • FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      21 days ago

      Yeah this sounds more like Zižek

  • moseschrute@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    Haven’t seen a picture of Jordan Peterson in awhile. He’s not looking too good. I’m thinking he might not have all the answers.

    • Notso@feddit.org
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      Must be that beef-only diet. He probably has severe vitamin deficiency and is slowly starving himself.

      https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/my-carnivore-diet-what-i-learned-from-eating-only-beef-salt-and-water-1.3625293

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    22 days ago

    Well boobs on your face are fun, but they can’t fart in my mouth, so what’s the point?!

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    Yet another Western false prophet. He should’ve just stuck to fashion, he’s somewhat competent in that area (although my wife says I have no eyes for fashion so maybe I’m giving him too much credit, lol).

    • muts@feddit.nl
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      22 days ago

      Sheogorath cosplay

    • Soapbox@lemmy.zip
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      22 days ago

      Looks like a hunger games villain.

    • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works
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      22 days ago

      I condemn this.

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    22 days ago

    Lobsters evolved a near 0 tits to ass ratio, now testosterone is their friend making chemical!

    Checkmate lurbrls!

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      22 days ago

      Eventually, all ass and boobs evolve to be crabs!

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    No. Boobs are luck or money. Ass is work, dedication, commitment.

    • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world
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      yes but no. Boobs are perfect the way they, all shapes and size are ideal. While ass, no sir. Some like big, some like it fat, some like it muscular and some like it skinny.

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    22 days ago

    “We define God as that which is most important to us. So when we take the ass n titties heirarchy in light of the metaphysical substrate, titties is God”

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    I can hear it in his voice

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Kermit the frog ass misogynist

  • TheSean@beehaw.org
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    Well what’s the suppositional didactic of the tits versus ass? One must ask what is the metaphysical substrates for each?

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlOP
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      22 days ago

      Define “tits”

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        The things your mom ask me to cum on. Like that one time during hell in a cell when the undertaker threw…

        • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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          …his cum on Mankind’s tits?

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    I like this meme because hahaha Jordan Peterson dumb. But also, It makes me feel better for liking butts more.

  • kepix@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    give me the dragon. double dragon.

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    22 days ago

    Tits or ass? Uh, yes please!

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    Well its just a fact that some people just don’t like cake

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    I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.

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