Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
It’s about to be 2pm here and I’m laughing hard so it’s not just you and not just the late hour 🤣
I’ve been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I’m trying to fall asleep now and I’m still here
We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
Hwhat’s this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
But resistance is fu…n? :-P
You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
“I like my women like I like my coffee… COVERED IN BEES!”
Why would you want to stop her? Don’t you want the bee crisis to be resolved?
Big if true
Large if fa… Wait this isn’t reddit.
Does she have dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark bees fly out?
Smithers, release the hounds.
Release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Not the Bees!
Does she work at Applebees?
Only if the bees are strictly proprietary and designed to stop working after a few years.
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We have top men working on it. Top. Men.
But yeah we probably can’t stop her.
Are they the ones in charge of the British clothing chain?
No, but their weapon is strong against Shadow Man (kinda useless in every other situation, though.)
She can put bees in my office wink wink
Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
I feel we have made a terrible mistake!
Ugh I read “orifice” instead of “office” at first.
Is that a dealbreaker?
I wouldn’t wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it’s not it should be.
Pickle status update: buoyant
Thank you
